Monday, February 15, 2010

Not Feeling Well

So, today my hands are shaky, my brain feels sorta cloudy--kinda like I just woke up--, and my mouth is really dry. I'm pretty sure that's all my symptoms. If anyone wants to hazard a diagnosis...go for it. And just so you know I've ruled out the following:

Split personality
Cancer
HIV
Mono
Government performing tests on me while I sleep
Head trauma
Parasite
Radiation poisoning
Appendicitis
Poison steadily administered by a roommate
Cleaning my apartment (yeah, it's really clean now...floors sparkling)
Aspergers syndrome
Biological warfare
Lupus (it's never lupus)
Bad acid trip.

So, if you have an idea that hasn't already been dismissed and placed on that list I'd be excited to hear it.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Sounds like dehydration or low blood sugar. How have you been eating? sorry to hear you're not feeling well man.

Unknown said...

Hey, remember Wag's famous diagnosis? The bubonic-avian-sars-pox? Lets's just hope you don't have that because man. That's bad.

Anonymous said...

I bet a diagnosis won't be necessary, most things just go away by themselves.:)

Dad said...

I hope it's not the bubonic-avian-sars-pox. Although, Tim is probably right in that your symptoms do sound like low blood sugar or the side effect of a medication.

Dan said...

Bubonic-avian-sars-pox is serious business.