Here are some pictures and some stories to go along with those pictures. Hope you enjoy.
Right there above the stove and to the left of the electrical outlet is a bullet hole filled in with toothpaste. I have a roommate who loves guns. He has a concealed weapons permit and he has not left the house once without being armed. He was cleaning his gun the second or third day he was here and the gun went off. It shot from his room through the wall making the hole you see there. The bullet then went into the ceiling...hopefully our roof is still waterproof.
This guy is really special. He keeps trying to set me up with one of his friends. Last night he tried to get me to come along with him to the hot springs so I could meet her. I took a nap instead and I do not regret my decision.
This is a pumpkin I carved last Friday. His name is Mr. Chill and he's pretty scary . He is drinking a Coke because he's rebellious and he doesn't even care about caffeine consumption. Mr. Chill doesn't play by anyone else's rules. If there's one thing I can tell you about Mr. Chill, it's this: don't cross him.
Pro Tip: Pumpkin carving is really hard when you make the opening on top too small to put your hand in. Not that I did that...
This is a picture of someone who crossed Mr. Chill by hitting him in the head with a cleaver. As you can see, he is still drinking his Coke like it ain't no thang. Mr. Chill is serious business. This is why no one should cross him.
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And since I am in the Autumn mood (fun fact, calling Autumn "Fall" is something we only do in North America), I've decided to post one of my favorite Halloween sketches.
This has two of my favorite comedians in it...Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Even Stevphen - Halloween | ||||
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I could listen to Stephen Colbert say "I want to be a vampire" at the end a thousand times and it still wouldn't be enough.
8 comments:
Were you in the apartment when the gun went off? Yet another reason to support gun control.....
haha! that was a great video to start my morning with!
Glad you enjoyed it:)
More terrifying than terror itself is that Mr. Chill can still be chill after all that caffeine...that's evil.
Mr. Chill really is evil. Caffeine is just the start....
He's so evil he once punched a baby just to see it cry.
He's so evil Hitler once told him "hey Chill, isn't that a bit extreme? Maybe you should chill out!"....and he didn't.
He's so evil he shops at Walmart...not because of their amazing rollback prices, but because he likes to know that his shopping experience was made possible through exploiting child labor.
He's so evil he invented traffic, car accidents, he tried to cancel funding for the latest Chuck Norris movie, and he doesn't like puppies.
I doubt there is a more flagitious pumpkin in the whole world.
Mr. Chill is so evil he drives an SUV just to maximize his carbon footprint.
I stumbled upon this and the pumpkin photos received a LITERAL LOL. Thanks for that.
Mr. Chill is so evil, he modified aforementioned SUV to be fueled by processed baby seals and children’s dreams of a better tomorrow.
He is so evil he has left the cap off of every pen he’s ever used.
He is so evil that he colluded with Yoko Ono to include “The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill” on The Beatles White Album.
P.S. - @ Dan's roommate. Please return your CCW and don't carry in public. If you really are in to guns, you should be the first to know there is absolutely no excuse for a firearm going off unintentionally.
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