Tuesday, September 15, 2009

David After Dentist

Has anyone seen this video before? I just recently heard about it from a friend. As I've read up on it, I've found that a lot of people think the video is inappropriate. I know O'Reiley did a segment where he complained about it...but that guy makes a living complaining.

I can see how some of the critics have a point. I mean, his parents are making new videos, they have a website for the kid and all that--they're really riding this for all it's worth...but as I see it, people just need to lighten up and appreciate the humor here.

Anyway, here's the video. Hope you enjoy it.


David After Dentist

Monday, September 14, 2009

Today's Lunch Conversation

So, here are a few thoughts on logic.

I have a friend who I eat lunch with and he was complaining about logic. He eventually said "the problem with logic is that it's incomplete, reason is limited."

This kind of thinking gets on my nerves. Now, not only is logic a complete system, it is provably complete. The problem that people have with logic isn't that it's incomplete, it's that they use it wrong.

Now, I really do believe (sadly along with many post-modernists) that there are some subjects that are beyond our ability to reason, but this isn't a deficiency in reason, it's a deficiency in our ability to apply reason to these subjects. Reason is a perfect tool often used imperfectly. I mean, I can construct an argument that is obviously not true but totally valid. I can do this cause validity has nothing to do with truth...validity, strictly speaking, only refers to the correct structure of an argument.

For example. Here is a completely valid argument, using the law of transitivity, that is obviously wrong.

Premise 1 Nothing is better than God.
Premise 2 A ham and cheese sandwich is better than nothing.

Conclusion: A ham and cheese sandwich is better than God.

See? Just cause an argument lines up correctly doesn't mean it's true. What's important is that the premises accurately reflect reality (and that they're not purposefully being misused as I just did.)

So when people complain about logic what they're really complaining about is the limitations of their knowledge/premises. It is always possible to use reason to solve a problem, reason has domain over every aspect of life...the only problem is that in life, often, we don't have enough information to reason correctly. However, this is our limitation.

In my last post I shared a quotation that a friend shared with me as he was reading the book Dune (okay, now you know where it came from). In that quotation it sorta made this point, but in the quotation the emphasis was directed at how we often reason poorly in personal matters. So my question is why is that the case?

My theory is that we reason poorly in personal matters because we're so focused on our own experience, we're so blinded by the intensity of what we feel, that we don't pull out the correct premises to reason from. We're so close to the problem that we misapply the methods of logic and come up with horrible conclusions.

Well that's all I have to say. I just wanted to vent a little after today's conversation.

Hope everyone is doing fabulous.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

A Cool Quotation and Some Cool Words

Here is something cool I read. It made a lot of sense to me when I read it. Unfortunately, I can't tell you where I read it cause if I did you'd think the quotation was lame.

"Anything outside yourself, this you can see and apply your logic to it. But it's a human trait that when we encounter personal problems, these things most deeply personal are the most difficult to bring out for our logic to scan. We tend to flounder around, blaming everything but the actual, deep-seated thing that's really chewing on us. "

And here are some cool words that I think are pretty funny...or just plain awesome. Please use at least one of these words and then post how you used it in a comment.

Today's words all start with the letter "C."

Cachexia: general ill health causing chronic debility.

Cacography: bad handwriting.

Cacology: bad choice of words (the irony here is beautiful if you ever use this one).

Callipygian: having a shapely buttocks (you get an extra point for courage when you use this one)

Catachresis: incorrect use of words, as in a mistaken metaphor (this is a handy one).

Collation: a light meal.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Beatles

Hey Everyone,

Today is a very special day. For one thing today is my mom's birthday. Happy Birthday Mom! But even more importantly (and Mom, this isn't because of your importance, it's just because this has only happened once and you've had a lot of birthdays), today is also the day that all the Beatles' music is re-released remastered and better than ever.

Now, from what I can see it's gonna cost a fortune to get the whole set (over 400 bucks in some places), but single albums are also available.

I don't know if I need to remind anyone that the Beatles are the greatest band to ever grace this planet. It's really unfortunate that George and John aren't alive for this (and that Ringo is). I really hope that Yoko doesn't get a portion of these album sales...if she does then I might find it a moral imperative to illegally download the music rather than put money in her evil coffers.

So anyway, Happy Birthday Mom! Happy 9/9/9 everyone, and Happy Beatles Day!

Oh, and for any naysayers out there questioning the Beatles' greatness, just put them to the test. Post in a comment some problem you're facing and I'll direct you to a Beatles' song that has your answer (although sometimes you gotta stretch a bit). These guys wrote a song about just about everything.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Descartes

3 days ago I sat in on a class by one of my favorite professors. As per usual, the class started off talking about Descartes and what a crappy philosopher he was. I think most philosophers are grateful that he said the stuff he did, if for no other reason than he shows us what not to do. So, Descartes usually ends up as a starting point, he shows the problem and we all try to figure out the solution he couldn't see.

Anyway, we were talking about how Descartes trusted rationality more than his senses. How he argued that everything he saw and felt couldn't compare with what he thought. His example was the sun. He looked at the sun and said it looks like it runs a course around the earth, he then said he looked at the sun and it seems relatively small. But then he points out that through calculating the true size of the sun, given it's distance from earth, and also by taking into account other observations, he can reason that the sun is both the center of the Earth's orbit and many times larger than the Earth. This is what his rationality tells him--and his rationality is right. He then concluded saying his rationality is more trustworthy than his senses.

Trusting rationality over the senses was a pretty revolutionary step. It led to some amazing breakthroughs. If Descartes had never broken away from obvious empirical beliefs in favor of rational ones he would never have theorized about stuff like inertia. I mean, empirical observation shows that objects stop when you stop moving them, or they run out of energy. The idea that they'll continue moving forever unless stopped by some outside force seems empirically ridiculous. Every time we see an object it's being acted on by some outside force, so to say that an object would move forever unless stopped by some outside force is to describe a circumstance that can't be empirically tested...this leap in thinking was pure rationality trumping perceptions--and Descartes was right (at least about inertia).

The problem with Descartes was he began to doubt his senses more than he should. He often wondered about things like "is all life a dream? and if it's not how would I know?" But this isn't the biggest fear he had. He later wondered "what if some evil demon controls all my experience? Could force me to think and feel whatever he wanted? What if none of this is real and all my perceptions are fed by this demon? How would I know?....and that's when Descartes wrote the plot for the Matrix :) (When you get down to it the only original idea in the Matrix's plot was to replace the evil demon with evil robots that harvest brain power. )

Anyway, back to Descartes. I personally don't think Descartes ever offered an adequate solution to his evil demon "I can't trust my perceptions" problem. After all, if all our perceptions can be falsified, how could we perceive otherwise?

But, I'm not really sure that's the real issue. I think the questions implied by the evil demon problem are far more important. They are:"if all your experience is fake, would you want to know the truth?" Also, "if you're happy in your false reality, and you can't tell the difference between illusion and reality, would you want to know the truth or would you prefer to be blissfully unaware?" These questions follow naturally from Descartes distrust of his perceptions and I think they're questions that are healthy to look at.

Most people say they'd want the truth. A lot of the students in the class I was in said something like "I'd never accept a false reality, even if there was no discernible difference I would not want it because it's not real." I honestly think that our own experience tells us that most of us wouldn't be so idealistic (bad pun) if given the choice. I mean, just look how hard most people work to escape reality. When I was young I'd read books for hours on end (e.g. Tarzan) to just get away from all that was bothering me in reality. My roommate plays video games for hours on end to escape from it all. Even when I go outside and I run, I mostly do it cause the steady rhythm of running allows me to shift my focus from everything else weighing me down. Hollywood is a billion dollar a year industry and all it really does is sell an escape. So do we really want to always confront reality? Probably not...and the greatest example of this is love.

To love is to choose an illusion over reality. When we love we idealize our partners and tell ourselves that they are something more than they actually are, basically, we forsake reality for the illusion of being with someone better. Love is like the soft focus lens on a camera-- it lets us get really close to someone and still not see flaws. We get this beautiful illusion, we get to feel a dedication that is beyond what should be possible. Love lets us escape the humdrum of our experience and escape into a beautiful ideal...and let's be honest, would we want it any other way? I think most would say no.

I recently talked with my mission president and I told him I was afraid to open up and love anyone for this very reason-- because I was afraid I was buying into an illusion. I know that when I care for someone I lose touch with reality and stop seeing their faults. It's a strange thing for me. When I love someone I get emotional and feel a lot of things I rarely feel, but at the cost of my feelings no longer making sense. When I said this my mission president just laughed at me and said that's the way it works, we naturally idealize those we love. I then asked him what happens when we wake up and realize that the person we love isn't as great as we thought. He said he's worked really hard to not wake up (and that he still hasn't after 40 years). So I then asked him how he could tell whether he was actually in love with the person or just the projected romanticized ideal of the person? He responded with something along the lines of "if you're truly happy, does it matter?"

So, now I'm back to where I started. I think most people really believe they always want the truth...but when it comes to choosing between the truth or happiness (especially in matters of love), I think people would rather have happiness. And maybe I'm just getting soft but I think that might be okay. Also, when you do feel something like love, I think you should just go for it. You can sit back and question whether or not you're perceiving things correctly, but just like Descartes' evil demon...you really have no way of knowing. In such matters there is no substitute for experience, all you can do is take the risk and hope your heart knows what it's doing while your head takes the day off. This is stepping into the unknown based on a feeling and (for me at least) it's really scary.

Oh, and one other thing to makes this blind leap even scarier... you have no idea whether your feelings, even if they are right and good, will be reciprocated. It's entirely possible that everything may be right for you, that you take your leap, and then you find that there is nothing waiting for you on the other side. But hey, no matter how you view the risk, I think most would agree that choosing to love, with all its inherent risks, is worth it.

So anyway, back to philosophy...next time you're talking Cartesian philosophy (okay, most people probably don't do that very often) and someone says they want the truth above all else, call them on it. When they disagree with you, just ask them if they've ever been in love.

Well, I better stop writing. It's really late/early. I just can't seem to sleep. I hope everyone has a great Labor Day. Let me just quickly leave you with a quotation from Nietzsche that seems to go along with (and partially answer the problem) that I've been discussing.

"Love is blind, friendship closes its eyes."

If this is true (and it certainly has at least some truth to it), then maybe Nietzsche has the answer on how safely abandon reason, to go all anti-Cartesian, and love someone: be friends first. You see, friends aren't blind to faults, their reason isn't blunted by romantic idealism...friends "close their eyes." This implies that they know your faults (that's how they know they should close their eyes), but they accept them (at least what you can't change--a good friend still tries to help you become better). So, when you're friends with the person you love first, you at least can know what you're getting into, cause when you started out you weren't blind yet. This is the most rational way to abandon rationality.

Of course, this way of finding love isn't without its flaws. It's often hard to redefine a relationship. It's often awkward when you're not sure whether you're a friend or more. And certainly the risk is greater because you now have a friendship at stake. But all these complications are deserving of another post rather than being tacked on to this already ridiculously long one. Let me just rephrase Nietzsche's quotation to make my point.

If love is blind and friendship closes its eyes, then if you want to make the transition from one to the other, you might as well expect a lot of really awkward blinking.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Personal Business

Well, I rarely post on what's going on in my life, I usually try to keep things to topics that might be interesting for someone who doesn't even know me. But today I'm just gonna give everyone an update on what's going on. Mostly, I'm making this post cause I've unsuccessfully tried to explain to my parents what my living arrangements are like. If a picture is worth a thousand words I'm going to be way over my post length...



This first picture is of the converted ice cream parlor that has become our sink.



This next picture is of the sink/ice cream parlor, the ladder to the loft, and our one story fireman's pole.


This is what you see when you walk into our place. On the far right there is a picture of a crazy crazy man with a sword and an awesome mustache.


This is the closest thing we have to a living room.

Anyway, that's the place. I would go take a picture of outside and show that but I'm on the third floor and I'm lazy.

And as for everything else. My ward is okay. I think there are some good people here, I don't know if there are good interesting people yet, I'm holding off on final judgment.

School is going well. I only have 6 credits. I'm trying to work and study for the LSAT with the rest of my time. I don't feel prepared for the LSAT but I'll be taking it in December.

My roommates are good guys but I really miss my living arrangements from last year. I miss my old friends that have moved on. I basically just miss things as they were. I'm trying really hard (albeit unsuccessfully) to hang onto the friends that have remained but that's getting complicated too.

Since my friends have left I've been kind of lonely. I still have lots of friends here--they're just not like the core group of friends that moved on. I might have to upgrade a few friendships to tier 1 status. I don't even know what I'm going to do with this wonderful 3 day weekend, but I'm sure I'll figure out something.

And now for a little introspection. It's really sad watching important people in your life move on. On the one hand you're excited for them to experience new things and learn and grow, but on the other you wish they could just stay with you so things could stay the same forever. I'm really tired of seeing my good friends leave Provo and spread out across the country. I think one good reason to be married by my age is that everyone you know constantly leaves you, but if you're married, your best friend gets to stay by your side wherever you end up.

All this thinking about goodbyes just reminded me of a quotation from a philosophically weak but nevertheless entertaining book called "Illusions," by Richard Bach. The quotation goes something like this:


Don't be dismayed at good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again,
And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
Is certain for those who are friends.

Many of the people I'm seeing go away were close enough that they felt like family...which actually reminds me of another quotation from that book, but I'm actually gonna have to get up and find the book to get this one right....

Okay, here it is:

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood,
but of respect and joy in each other's life.
Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.

I've always loved that quotation. It makes me think of the wonderful time I've had here in Provo and how my "true family" has grown while I've been here.

This quotation is also meaningful for those who have troubles with their birth family. I think it's really healthy to realize that the true bonds of family are forged through love and respect, not through some accident of birth (although I've been lucky to have my "true family" and my "family by blood" coincide).

Anyway, I've been sentimental enough for the day now. I hope everyone is well. I'm sure things will start looking up around here. They always have in the past. I guess I've just faced a lot of change lately-- some expected and some very unexpected. But, I'm sure I'll eventually come to terms with it all.

I hope everyone has a great day.

With love,
Danny/Dan

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Me and Pops Jamming

Hey everyone,
This is a video of my dad and me playing "The Farm" by Batdorf and Rodney (don't know if I spelled their names right).

Anyway, hope you enjoy it.