Shakespeare Paper

A few years ago I was writing a paper on Hamlet and became discouraged. I decided to play a game and tell the story of Hamlet while sequentially going through the alphabet to determine each word's first letter. I had to really stretch at the end with x,y, and z, but I made it through with only a few misplaced connecting words. So, here it is.

Analytic assertions are allegated as to the allayed avengement of Hamlet. Because a bevy of Brits believe he should have begun bringing justice as he boasted. Carelessly carousing caused causality for complications in his commission creating catharsis. Dead Danes develop due to delayed dishing out of what’s deserved. Everyone ends up extinct from esoteric errata. Families fight, friends fallout foes fortify. Ghosts gives guidance but gradually their ghastly games end in grief. Hamlet sends his heathen uncle to hell for his horrible home-life. Indecent irreligious idiots die ignominiously from injuries. Jerks receive justice, killers are killed, lovers are lost, mothers are massacred, nations are nullified, order is ostracized. People are persecuted, queens are quieted. Ramifications from such ranging stuff stifles the sensate soul. Time teaches truth-seekers that the trials will likely take up unless understanding utopists undertake an unreal vocation by vilifying vociferously our victorious vicars, who want what we all want, xenophobic yodeling zebras.

Like I said, x,y, and z are hard.